Like many of you I’m not lucky enough to head south for the winter… I’m stuck up here in the frozen tundra freezing my FUCKING BALLS OFF!! My radiators don’t work properly, my feet are constantly cold, all my jeans seem to have salt stains around the ankles and I find myself eating large amounts of hard boiled eggs because it’s to frikin’ cold to do groceries. So when I found these old pictures of Uber-Hottie Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini, on the beach without me, I decided to put them up just to remind myself what I’m missing down south and how much I hate the winter.